I found a ransom note on a banana.
|Exhibit a - the ransom banana.|
The ratbag, um, I mean the dear absent cellist has stolen our latest [shared] book and in its place left a ransom banana.
I stole the book to read over the holidays!!!
I will finish it first!
And yes, I wrote this on a banana :-)
|Exhibit b - the ex-ransom banana.......|
And, yes the cellist is utterly insane. No idea where she gets that from.............ransom banana's indeed. I will exact my revenge be assured, however I won't hurt any fruit in process!
Well I guess in the Northern Isles - we make our own fun eh?